KIM KADASHIAN GETS MARRIED** SIR RICHARD BRANSON ISLAND HOUSE CATCHES FIRE**

It was almost like the royal wedding ( in her mind only) Kim Kadashian is off the market, her and Kris Humphries got married this Saturday in an extravagant wedding. I would really like to know what the price tag on that wedding was, I'm not a fan of over the top weddings I mean seriously, people in Somalia are starving. Congrats to Kim!!

Virgin records owner Sir Richard Bransons house caught fire this week, I'm surprised he wasn't diving off a flame tryna get a thrill.  

Anyway seriously his mother was in the house at the time, but luckily she was saved by one of his house guest, Kate Winslet, yes the Titanic chic once again survived another traumatic event, this time it was not a movie.